So I spent yesterday preparing a whole post on evil bleeping grackles. Not a re-post of my blog from a year ago. Nope this was an entirely new rant, think Jaws II. This was about how flocks of little birds each taking one peck at your garden can turn you into the crazy old guy in the backyard rocking. muttering and waving his arms. After concluding the piece I had to put it aside because something was just wrong with it. I had wanted to share how grackles were like bindweed. Bindweed had the week before been pecking away at my time as I tried to control 'that' weed. I'd also wanted to drop over to politics and talk about how a small ($12 million) tax increase being proposed for our community when added to the various other State and district tax increases were like a flock of grackles pecking me to death. The metaphor was solid but there was something karmically off. Not just my writing, something else. God clearly is a comedian. Hand him a set-up about a thousa...